GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS

ASSALAM O ALEKUM, H R U FRENDS ?

Girl: What’s ur name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: Are You joking?
Boy: No it means kalu singh n ur name.
Girl: Soft underwear.
Boy: Are you joking?
Girl: No, it means komal chadda.

Ladka ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bolta hai:
kya tumhare paas aisa wala hai?

Girl bhi panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi bhi kami nahi hoti hai….!!

Break up ke baad ladka ladki se bola Ab humare beech kuch nahi raha
meri nishaniyan wapas de do.

Ladki condom ki tokri dekar boli:

Le kutte, ismein se jo jo tera hai, dhund le.

GIRL: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

BOY: Govt. ko pata hai ki COUNTRY ko sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

Hari_mirchi SaNa jitni tum nek parveen ban rahi ho itni tm ho nahi