Ramzan Greetings

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .

Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?

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Door se

Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on
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The percentage of battery remaining in the phone…

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Agar koi Ladki make-up karke,
Sajdhaj kar,
New dress pehan kar,
Shaadi,
Party,
ya kisi function me
ja rahi ho..
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Toh samajh lo..
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Next day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya…