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Sofa King Psychomaniac (CouchKing)
Last seen 3023 Day(s) Ago
Male 34 years old,Lahore, Punjab
Caution: I'm selfish. For me love just don't exist, lust is all I believe in. So, Girls should maintain safe distance.
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Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Kafi din pehly hi ye pata chal gaya tha 29 rozy hon gay... just imagine kal roza rakhna parr gaya tou? :D
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3225 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Lahore mein free poondi karny ki best jaga : Daewoo bus terminal. Wasee o areez parking, saaf suthra aur air conditioned mahool :D
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3255 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

That awkward moment when you're running, and your boobs bounce...

and you're a guy.
3265 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Home Alone
Expectation: Party
Reality: Peeing with door open.
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3269 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Taking selfie with DSLR is exactly like killing an ant with a bazooka.
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3270 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

A girl asked me to send her my naked picture. I replied Google pe ja k changa manga search karo aur images daikh lou :D Aik hi baat hai.
3276 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Hospital mein attendant ban k raat guzaany wala neend se patient ban jata hai aur din k attendant neendain poori aur nashty kar k 10 bajy aa jaty hain #BCDUNIYA
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3294 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Sofa King Psychomaniac @Couchking

Arsal Haaji saab apki tashreef meri friends list se ghaib hai. Khairyat?
3301 Day(s) ago: Mobile
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