Kafi din pehly hi ye pata chal gaya tha 29 rozy hon gay... just imagine kal roza rakhna parr gaya tou?

Lahore mein free poondi karny ki best jaga : Daewoo bus terminal. Wasee o areez parking, saaf suthra aur air conditioned mahool

That awkward moment when you're running, and your boobs bounce...

and you're a guy.

Home Alone
Expectation: Party
Reality: Peeing with door open.

Taking selfie with DSLR is exactly like killing an ant with a bazooka.

A girl asked me to send her my naked picture. I replied Google pe ja k changa manga search karo aur images daikh lou Aik hi baat hai.

Hospital mein attendant ban k raat guzaany wala neend se patient ban jata hai aur din k attendant neendain poori aur nashty kar k 10 bajy aa jaty hain #BCDUNIYA

Arsal Haaji saab apki tashreef meri friends list se ghaib hai. Khairyat?