ek bhed mai 16 sal ki larki ko kisi ne peche se ongli de kar bhag giya peche mor kar dekha ek 80 sal ka borha tha to larki ne kaha kiya baba ap ne misbel di hai baba nahi beta mere to belanc hi khatam ho gaye hai

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad
Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli

Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho”

Pati Garv Se: “Sachi,
Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?”

Patni: “Nahi,
Basement Mein Jaate Hi
Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai“

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?
Dhemay Se Lehje Me Bola,

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tanha akelay chor jatay hain log

muhabbat kar kay logoun sey sambhali nai jaati

kabhi sajde kabhi aansu hazaron koshishen lekin,

jo qismat main nahin likha, wo rone se nahin milta

Al wida kahtay howay jab me ne us se talb ki koi nishani

wo muskra k bola mary judai hi kafi hai tujay rulanay k liye

Umeed na kar is duniya main kisi se hamdardi ki,

Bare pyaar se zakham dete hain shidat se chahne wale.

Har buraai ka Ilzaam mujh pr aa gaya

Kitna bura tha mera accha hona