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#HapPy #Birthday dear funkixh
Funkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
hapPy returns of the day,
#MC-TiGer

#Hello Frnds kal Meri #BirThday Hy LiFe ka 1 Year Kam ho Jaega, Dekhte Hain KoN KoN WiSh KreGA,
KoN YaD RaKHEga,
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Wife:
Jab tum Chars peety ho to muje 'Sheela' kehty ho

Jab bhang peety ho to muje 'Munni' kehty ho

Or
Jab sharab peety ho to
'Paaro' kehty ho

Aaj kham0sh Q ho, aj k0n sa nasha kia ha?


Husband:
Aaj Main H0sh Mei Hun 'KAALO'.

Nigaahen aaj Bhi us Shakhs ko Talaash karti Hain

Faraz

Jis ne Kaha tha k Matric kar lo aagy padhai aasaan hai

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/ \ Hath ajaye bs

Chupa Lo Is Tarha Mujhe Apni Bahon Men K Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Ijazat Mangy

Ho Jaon Itni Madhosh Tere Pyar Men K H0sh Bi Aany Ki Ijazat Mangy.