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sofaid raang main agar wafa hoti
to namak bhi dard ki dawa hota
(keep in touch eith rocknauman)

RECENTLY there was
a fight between
Rajnikant and a
Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away
fromthere Why ??
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To Save the Tiger..
Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know
Rajnikant...(keep in touch with rocknauman)

Mein bhool to jaon ussey magar

Mere pass phir rahe ga kia
( keep in touch with rocknauman)

Girl : bhaiya
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Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
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Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory card hai kya.
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girl :"memory card to nahi hai.
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RASHAN CARD ya AADHAR CARD chalega kya.

Boys.. Ye

Boy: I want to say something to you,

Girl: What?

Boy: Its 3 words and 8 letters,

Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I Dont.

Boy: No no,

Girl: Then what?

Boy: Go To Hell.

So Dont Be Over Smart

Chatpata joke
Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
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Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai…!