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#Banta: Per Kya Howa?

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#Santa: Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

#Banta: Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa: Haan, mene btaya.

Banta: Per?

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