Wife: i hate that #beggar

#Husband: Why?

Wife: #Stupid moron.

I gave him #food yesterdy and

#today he #gifted me a #book

#How to #cook

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A #Beggar Walks Up To A Well-Dressed #Woman And said,
I Have Not Eaten Anything In Four Days.
She Looked At Him And said,
God, I Wish I Had Your #WillPower
#Lol