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In the "book" of life :- the page yesterdayis over,
the page future is "blank" & page Today is being written,
So write the best u can, bcoz on this book
Eraser doesn't work.

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A mobile is like women : talks non-stop,
costs a fortune, dismiss When you r busy 4 when u need
Them urgently they have no service.

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The lawyer cabled to his client.,
"yr mother in law passed away in her sleep.
Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Came the reply," take no chances, order all 3."

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To life one needs brain, precption,
luck, IQ, knowledge, emotion and many other,
mental qulalities, hats off to u,
B'coz, u manage 2 live without them .........

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The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.....

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Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 Pound Woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.......


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The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the Womanizer, used linen condom.......



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The average amount of time spent kissing for a person In a lifetime is 20,160 minute.....


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Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose...


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