Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
.
Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga


#Joxe
#NaiDa
#SmileDps
#RightNow

('.') Lo g
<(> arz
_/'/_ kya hy
2nia my bahut
Dard-e-tnhai hy

zalmo tm b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hy


#HinZa
#Share It
#Joxe

Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Don

Tere Liye Chand Tak Torr Don

Khushion Ka Darwaza Tere Liye Khol Don



Kaafi Kai Ya 2, 4 Aur Lambi Lambi Chor Don? :-

#NaiDa
#Joxe
#

Nice***

Sardar:Mere parosi ka bacha gum ho gya
=>
=>
Men:Fir kya kiya?
=>
=>
Sardar:Maine kha google pe search krlo,mil jaye to download kr lena.

#NaiDa
#Joxe

=>Na Bazm Apni, Na SaQi Apna, Na yaar apna,Na Jaam Apna
~
~/4U/
~
Agr Yehi Hai Nizaam-e-Hasti,
"Ghalib"
To Zindagi Ko Salam
Apna..

#AJra
#JoXe

=>Kal Raat Chupkey Se December Ne Ye Srgoshi Ki
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*
Phir 1 Bar Rula Doon Tujhy Jatey Jatey.

#Zora
#Love
#Joxe

Aurat ki Zindagi
"Lambi"
"Haseen"
"Hansti"
"Muskurati"
Aur
Tension se Azaad
Q hoti hai?
Pathan
Very simple
Q K
Aurat ka koi Biwi nahi hota .

#ADDZora
#JoXe

1 Pathan Jalebi Bech Rha Tha,

Mgar Keh Rha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu!
Ek Aadmi Aya Or Bola :"Yar Ye To Jalebi Hy"

Pathan= o yara
Chup Ho Ja
Wrna Makhiyan Aa Jaengi.
#joxe
#RebiL

#Aqwal-e-Zareen:

"Behtreen insan
wo hy jis ka Aap msg parh rahy
hain: Thank you! Sab ko na
batana. Aiwain banda Nazron
me aa jata hy.

#mc #meetme #fun #joxe #poetry

Boy: chachu me aik Larkin she pyar karts hon.

Chachu: to uske baap ko pilany left ja or shadi ki bat Karl.

Boy: cachu chalet coffee petty gain.

#fun #jokes #joxe #addme