Larkiyo K Dimagh Ki Misaal:
#Girl:Apke Pas Konsa Calculator Hai.?
Shop-keeper: "Casio" Girl:Mai Theek Hu, Aap Sunao..!

-Hahaha Aqlo Paidal o sari kurhio
W.sy kurhio Tussi iNNi Aqal c Paidal Q H0ti ho.

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#FunnysMs
#JustJoking

In 2018
#Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
#Engineer: le meri #B.tech ki #Degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri #M.tech ki rakh Ley.
Hahaha tery pas k0n c Degree hai bta na zara.

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#GoodNoon

2 cheezen bari #speed se hath se nikal jaati hai.
* #Time *

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Aur #Aam Ki guthli

dekh yar 30 rupe ka 1 mila tHa

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#Laughing

Teri Yaadon mein Uljhay Hien Aesy,

African Bachay k Baal houn Jesy
'Good morning

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#Meetme

Dhrkan ruk gai meri
ye Sun kr.....


Jb #Light gai aur kaam wali #Maasi boli
"what the hell is this":-)
U Dont have U.P.S...?

ennu wekh apni ta sari p0siti0n kharb kr di sun kr aho -

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#JustJoking
#LoughingStock

Santa crying profusely.

Neighbour asked, Ki hoya?

Santa: '2 ton da a/c kharidya.

Ghar ja ke weight kita,

35 kilo da nikliya!'
Hahaha

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun

1Gaon me kisi buzurg k mr jane se School me chuti hogai
School se ate wqt Bacho ne
2 0r Buzrgo ko Deka to 1bola
Deko
2chutiya r GhomRhi hn

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun

World's best and most #powerful Enegry Drink.
#Lassi #summer


#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun

What's the best example of
"A Golden Opportunity"
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A mosquito sitting on wife's face;-) .
Chatttttttaaaakh.

#Fun
#FulFun

There are 4 #Stages in a #Relationship.
1. Jaan
2. Jaanu
3. Jaanwar
4. Jaa Mar

#Mc
#Fun
#FulFun
#FunnysMs
#JustJoking
#UrduJoking