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Last seen 2361 Day(s) Ago
Male 31 years old,Wah cantt, Punjab
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Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

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A man goes into a #library and asks for a #book on "Suicide."
The librarian looks at him deeply & said:

"Wapis k0n karega?" ;-) :-

#fun
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3310 Day(s) ago: Mobile
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

3- Hum Ms.word istimal karte hein Mr.Word kab market me aega.
4- Keyboard mein any key ka koe button nahein to pher computer q maangta hai..?
5- Aapka naam Gates hai to pher aap Window q banate ho?? 2/2

#fun #joke #joy #smile
3368 Day(s) ago: Web
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

Ek Aadmi ne Bilgates ko khat likha jise parh kar woh behosh ho gaya
Khat kuch yoon tha!
1- Keyboard k letters sahi jaga nahein hein keyboard ka sahi wala version kab aaega?
2- Windows mein Start ka button hai Stop ka q nahein..?
1/2

#funny #fun #joy #smile #joke
3368 Day(s) ago: Web
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

Most Confusing Double Meaning #Joke

Girl: Aj #Office Jaaty Hi #Boss Mujh Pe Charh Gya


Frnd: Kyun???

Girl: W0h Men Late Gai Thi Naaa



#FUN #FUNNY #GIRLS
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3406 Day(s) ago: SMS
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

Ek paindu ki shadi pE Sub paindU hi Aye thay..... ...
khana start hua to dulhay ny plate mein tishu paper dekh kar socha K yeH b koiE khaNaY ki cheEZ hai jab dulha tishu utha k muh MeiN dalNay laga to uS k suB doSt bolaY............
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.OyE NAa khaVeeN phika E
3413 Day(s) ago: SMS
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

Dil k "MEHMAN" bn jao,
Ankho ka "ARMAN" bn jao,
Honto ki "MUSKAN" bn jao,










O, h0 tm h0,
I'm s0rry
Tum t0 bs
"INSAAN" bn ja0
4 u



#FUN #FUNNY #JOKES
3413 Day(s) ago: SMS
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than LovE"

Throw Organic Chemistry on their face. . . :-)



#FUN #CHEMISTRY #LOVE
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3414 Day(s) ago: SMS
Rukhsaar Dresses @Dresses

Aik Sawal Ne Mujhe Bara Confuse Kia Hua Hai.
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Sawal itna Mushkil b nahe ha.
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Aur
Itna Aasan b nhe ha
Sawal ye ha
Sabun Dani Men Sabun hota ha
Namak Dani men Namak hota ha
Surma Dani Men Surma hota ha
To Phr
Machher Dani Me Insan Q hota hai?
#fun #smile #jo
3426 Day(s) ago: Web
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