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Ustaad:
Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urhta Hai?

Boy:
Haathi

Ustaad:
Nalaiq,Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?

Boy: Tehreek-e-Talibaan tanzeem k member hein

Ustaad:
Shabaash Haathi Hi Sab Se taiz urhta hai, Kal Bhi Hamari Dewaar Pe 3 Bethe Thay aa k

Agr hota yaqeen tery milny ka khawab me,
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D O S T

To men rat ko purani shalwar pehan k sota

Nawy Soot di pehn nu yah k rakh dita e.
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Ek larki thi dewani c

Mobile lekr chlti thi

Nzren jhuka k shrma k

Mobile me jane kia dekha krti thi

Kch kehna tha shyad usko

Pr jane kis s darti thi

Jb b milti thi mjhse

Ye hi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hy

Ye ON kese hota hy

Or me srf

Dil to chahta hai k har bar tujhe anmol khazana dun



Lekin meri jholi kay neeche
"L''...." k siwa kuch bhi ni
Hahahahahaha
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Raja ne Rani se kaha
Ab Mobile nahi Kabootar k zariye baat karenge

Rani ne bina letter k kabootar Bheja.

Raja: Ye kiya?
Rani sharma k boli Miscall Jaanu..
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Teacher :
O tenu mai kya c kutty ty mazmoon likh k liana e
likh k lianda e ?

Sardar
O sir g me jidon v kutty te pensal rakhda c
o sala wadden nu painda c.
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