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Fact: Agar hand writing ki bat karen tou exam kay akhir kay 15 minutes main har student main aik doctor ki roh sama jati hai.G Mrnng Pak.& Velle Masroofo.

Aandhiyan sab charagh nahi bujha sakteen. - Wasif Ali Wasif

Doosron ke aibon ko tana nah karo.Kyon keh har shakhs apna boojh khud uthaye hue hai. - Sheikh Saadi

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Employee: Agar paise darakhton per ugte tou?
Boss: Tou sare worker bandaron ko apna boss man lete.G Mrnng Pak.& Velle Masroofo.

Sach karrwa hai is liye koi pasand nahi karta.Jhoot meetha hai is liye sab boltay hain. - Baba Bullehe Shah

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Dost sardar jee se: Tum ne Aprill fool manaya?
Sardar jee: Haan.
Dost kis ke sath?
Sardar Jee: Biwi ke sath. Maine 3 baar Talaaq di jab who pareshan hoi tou bola April fool April Fool!G Mrnng Pak.& Velle Masroofo.

Jis qoum ki tahazeeb ka maiyaar sarmaey par mabni ho kabhi kamyaab nahi ho sakti. - Sufi Barket Ali

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Biwi sharab pene kay bad: Tum kon ho?
Shohar: Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne shohar ko bhool gayi?
Biwi: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhai sahab.G Mrnng Pak.& Velle Masroofo.