Um back frnds.... After long time

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HI UM BACK AGAIN AFTER LONG TIME..... HOW ARE U MY SWEER FRND.......

itna behiss k baatao'n se pighalta na tha,
aadmi tha k tarasha hua pathar dekha. . . .

We men are so decent that even when a woman wears a swimming costume where 90 % of her body is exposed. We only look at the covered parts ,,,,,, !!! ;-)

Truth Of School Life:

A first bench student knows the Answer of every Problem..
But
The last bench student knows how to face every Problem.!

SWEET DEMAND-
Bacchi Papa Se Gussa Ho kr Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi

Maa-Kya Hua?

Bacchi-Aap ke Husband K Saath Meri Banti Nahi
Mujhe Mera Husband ChahiyE.

Desperation is when u are in car, Ur girlfriend texts U,"DATE TONIGHT?"
You type, "YES"
Then a thief snatches ur phone thru the window & instead of shouting for "HELP!"
You shout,
"send mar!" "send maar!"
Phone leja bhai magar Plz send to "maaaarrr!"