Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte

Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.

Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Ha

Son: Papa aap ko parosan ne thapar kis waja se mara?

Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata

Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas

sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.

Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh

awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga

Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher

ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara

peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye

Boy:I”ll climb da tallest mountain,
swim da deepest ocean,walk on hot coal,jst 4 u.
Girl:Can u snd me balance?
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Boy:Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi;-)

3 boys proposed a girl…!
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1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon..
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Girl:
Wo to sb kehte hain !!
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2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon…
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Girl:
Purana dailouge hy yr !!
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3rd:
Main tmhain apna Facebook password
Dy skta hon…
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Gi

Pathan ek Khobsurat
Girl Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai.

Girl shrmate hue:
Keh Do na.

Pathan.
Keh don?

Girl aankhen jhapkate hue: han han q nai?

Pathan:
Nhi Mujhe boht Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl Muskurate hue: Arey
Kaho Na Jaan!
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Pathan:
Tumhare