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Razzaq Badshah (RazZaQ785)
Last seen 3090 Day(s) Ago
Male 26 years old,Karachi, Sindh
Education at: Air Uni (Islamabad)
I,m The m0st Awes0me Pers0n I Kn0w
Last seen 3090 Day(s) Ago
Male 26 years old,Karachi, Sindh
Education at: Air Uni (Islamabad)
I,m The m0st Awes0me Pers0n I Kn0w
Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai
Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.
Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?
Begum: Naswar ke kofte
Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.
Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?
Begum: Naswar ke kofte
Razzaq Badshah (RazZaQ785)
Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?
Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy
Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?
Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.
Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy
Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?
Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.
Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,
Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to
main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon
jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.
2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Ha
Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to
main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon
jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.
2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Ha
Son: Papa aap ko parosan ne thapar kis waja se mara?
Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata
Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas
sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.
Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh
awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga
Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata
Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas
sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.
Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh
awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga
Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher
ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara
peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye
ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara
peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye
Boy:I”ll climb da tallest mountain,
swim da deepest ocean,walk on hot coal,jst 4 u.
Girl:Can u snd me balance?
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Boy:Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi;-)
swim da deepest ocean,walk on hot coal,jst 4 u.
Girl:Can u snd me balance?
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Boy:Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi;-)
3 boys proposed a girl…!
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1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon..
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Girl:
Wo to sb kehte hain !!
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2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon…
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Girl:
Purana dailouge hy yr !!
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3rd:
Main tmhain apna Facebook password
Dy skta hon…
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Gi
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1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon..
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Girl:
Wo to sb kehte hain !!
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2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon…
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Girl:
Purana dailouge hy yr !!
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3rd:
Main tmhain apna Facebook password
Dy skta hon…
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Gi
Pathan ek Khobsurat
Girl Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai.
Girl shrmate hue:
Keh Do na.
Pathan.
Keh don?
Girl aankhen jhapkate hue: han han q nai?
Pathan:
Nhi Mujhe boht Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl Muskurate hue: Arey
Kaho Na Jaan!
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Pathan:
Tumhare
Girl Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai.
Girl shrmate hue:
Keh Do na.
Pathan.
Keh don?
Girl aankhen jhapkate hue: han han q nai?
Pathan:
Nhi Mujhe boht Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl Muskurate hue: Arey
Kaho Na Jaan!
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Pathan:
Tumhare