" People Are Strange "

If u Praise
Someone , They
Think u Must
Have Your Own
Mean In This ..

If u Don't
Praise , They
Call u Jealous ..

If u Do Extra
Care For
Someone , They
Think That u
Love Them ..

If u Don't Show
Care , They Call
u Self

Someone asked A PHILOSOPHER that..
Who you want to be with for your entire life?
He simply said:

"Someone who can understand that I am not perfect".

Reality Of Life:

Duniya Main jitne bhi naik MARD hain
woh AURAT ki waja se Hain,

Kuch Biwi k khof se

Kuch Hooron k shoq se.;-(:-D

Dedicated to Pakistan Cricket Team

Jeetna tu #Pakistan ne hi hota hai bus zara qaum ka BP high karwa kar

sahi kaha na?

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Pappu doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Pappu is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him

Night packages ne tu hame bhooka mar diya hai dosto
jis ghar me chori keh liye jao koi na koi Ashiq jag raha hota hai

Heart Touching line by a #Thief

Night packages ne tu hame bhooka mar diya hai dosto
jis ghar me chori keh liye jao koi na koi Ashiq jag raha hota hai

Heart Touching line by a #Thief

Woh yeh bol kar mujh chor gae..

keh tumhare tu #exams hi khatam nh hote.

Tum pyar kiya Ghanta karoge

#SemesterSystem I hate you