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Meera:Waiter ko 100 rupay tip detay huay,

"Go and kill the waves"

Waiterheraan ho ker) Kill the waves?

Meera paindu,
Ja Mojaan Maar!
*GD NI8*

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STUDENT ROCKZZ
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Teacher:Bili Puch Q Hilati Hai ?

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Student:
Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai, Tere Baap Ki
Nahi.
Uski mrzi jo kare.

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Wifeear this computer is not working according to my command

Husband: Darling its Computer not husband.

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Any time, any problem, any help, just give me one miscall.. InshaAllah I will give you









Another miscall and we will play miscall miscall...

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Hum paani kyu peetay hein?

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Kyu kay hum paani ko kha nahi saktay.

Taaliyaan

Qasam say bachpan say hi zaheen hoon..

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"Types of kiss"

A blessed kiss is on head,



A sweet kiss is on cheeks,



But



The HOTEST kiss is on,
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"ISTRI"
Kbi ley k dekhna,
Its really hot.

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Yar aapke number ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tu operator Boli


"welcome 2 POGO aapka matlooba cartoon kam me masrof hy plz try later.

Hahaha

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I saw a dream last night
Only you & me

You were looking so innocent
Bcoz
I was eating mango & u were saying

Chal gitak e chosn de

HAPPY coming MANGO season.
*GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS*