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#Husband #Wife #Ki #Laraieh ..

#Husband : Kutii ..
#Wife : Kutaah ..
#Bacha : #masomiayt seh
Ty meh fir tommy..

#Romi ..

Dear future #husband..
I hope you are a Good cook...
#roshni

Bat #sunain..
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Izz the #official name 0f Pakistani #husband..

:My Future #Husband

Pehly Sun Llo,

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Har ¤Sunday *KiTcHan me #Mera Haath batao gYe,

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Warna Har ¤SunDay £eFrypan Kaho gYe

#joke
#Wife : Tum Sigrate Peetay Ho Tum Ne Mjhe Shadi Se Phele Q Nahi Bataya . . . ?

#Husband : Tum Khoon Peeti Ho,
Tum Ne Bataya Tha......:-P
%SF%

Active Voice to Passive Voice ;-D
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#Wife : sonay ki chain kab do gay?
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#Husband : chain se sonay kab do gi.....???:-P:-x:-D



#Z-JaNi

#fun
#Fact
#Husband r #wife ki mohabat us wkt dekhny wali hoti hy jb dono borhy ho jaty hen aor aulad k rehem-o-kram pr hoty hen

#ICU se aik #Husband ny sb husbands k nam akhri pegham mai kaha:
"Agr apki wife #double #sim wala mobile #use krti hy tow apny #mobile mai os k dono #numbers "Wife" k nam se save kren.kbi bhool k b #wife 1 or wife 2 se #save na Karen!!"



#joke
#Pagal
#Dek

Wife: i hate that #beggar

#Husband: Why?

Wife: #Stupid moron.

I gave him #food yesterdy and

#today he #gifted me a #book

#How to #cook

#smile
#Husband
My husband may not be perfect..but he is perfect for me...*