#Wife Aaj Mein Towel Mein Thi Aur Room Mein Achanak Sasur G Aa Gaye

Husband: Phir Tum Ne Kia Kia?

Wife:A TowelA Ko Khool K Sar Par Le Lia

Itna Aqal Mujh Mein Bhi Hai

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#Husband #Wife #Ki #Laraieh ..

#Husband : Kutii ..
#Wife : Kutaah ..
#Bacha : #masomiayt seh
Ty meh fir tommy..

#Romi ..

1 Admi har #time apni #Wife ki #photo apne walet may rkhta tha

Or jb B Us pr koi pareshani Ati,

To Wo apna walet pocket se nikalta or apni Wife ki photo dekhta or sochta.

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Jb me isko bardasht kr skta hu tow
Ye pareshani kiya chee

#joke
#Wife : Tum Sigrate Peetay Ho Tum Ne Mjhe Shadi Se Phele Q Nahi Bataya . . . ?

#Husband : Tum Khoon Peeti Ho,
Tum Ne Bataya Tha......:-P
%SF%

Active Voice to Passive Voice ;-D
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#Wife : sonay ki chain kab do gay?
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#Husband : chain se sonay kab do gi.....???:-P:-x:-D



#Z-JaNi

#fun
#Fact
#Husband r #wife ki mohabat us wkt dekhny wali hoti hy jb dono borhy ho jaty hen aor aulad k rehem-o-kram pr hoty hen

#Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Aye Husan ki Mallika
5 Rupay de de..
Andha hoon..

Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola:
De de..
Waqai andha hai.

*Before #Marriage *

#Imrankhan : Main tumhein Apni #Future #Wife dekh raha hoon.
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#RehamKhan : Aww dekh ke #Delete kar Dena.

#Fact
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0nly 1% 0f #girls bec0me #wife 0f their l0vers..
Remaining bec0me passw0rds 0f faceb00k,, Email and the name 0f daughters..

#Sons disobey #Parents many times
But
Parents are so #Kind
They dont #Puniah them everytime.
They just give them a #Wife
ALLAH ALLAH
Ty Khair salla

#Smile
#Fun