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To Lawyer: What is Your Fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000 For 3 Questions.

#Santa: Is Not it Too High? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is Your 3rd Question?



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Santa To Lawyer: What is Your Fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000 For 3 Questions.

#Santa: Is Not it Too High? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is Your 3rd Question?



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Traffic Police: Aap Belt Pehn Kr Drive Kr Rahe He, Aapko Rs 5000 Ka Inaam Dia Jata He, Ap Iska Kya Kroge?

#Santa: Me Is se Apna Driving Licence Bnawnga:-)



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#Santa: Kal Aik Admi Aurat Ko Maar Raha Tha. Mene Kaha Dam Ho To Mard Se Larho.

#Banta: Per Kya Howa?

Santa: Per Jab Mujhe Hosh Aya to Main Hospital main tha:-)



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Santa Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta he or gir Jata he, Per I love you Kehta he or gir jata he.

Girl: Ye Kia kr rahe ho?

#Santa: Oye I am falling in Love...!



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#Santa to Son: 0ye GhabraNa Nhi Tu Sher ka Puttar He.

Son: G Papa, Class Me Teacher b Yehi Bolti He k

Tu Kisi Janwar ki Aulad He. ('o')



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#Santa: Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

#Banta: Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa: Haan, mene btaya.

Banta: Per?

Santa: Ab Wo Meri Chachi He.

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In exam hall a girl to santa:

Mujhe bas es Ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

#SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, per dhire se bola:

"The"



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